A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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