if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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