Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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