If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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