Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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