NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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