so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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