everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize
