Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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