I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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