This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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