Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I could fuck to npr.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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