so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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