Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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