I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
You took a bar mat shot.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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