Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
