I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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