What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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