All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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