Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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