that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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