The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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