pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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