so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
