Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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