i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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