You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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