he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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