I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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