Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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