we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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