She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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