I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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