I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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