Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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