Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
smell my finger.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
