maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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