i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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