Dual....:-)
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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