belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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