So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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