i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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