i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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