I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
