scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just took my morning after pill in the library
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
