i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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