Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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