Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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