I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I forget how to act sober
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