what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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