Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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