i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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