you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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