So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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